• “Too Impure for My Virgin Eyes” Bookmark — For When Things Get a Little Sinful
  • “Too Impure for My Virgin Eyes” Bookmark — For When Things Get a Little Sinful

“Too Impure for My Virgin Eyes” Bookmark — For When Things Get a Little Sinful

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Some pages make you blush… and that’s exactly why you read them.
This cheeky metal bookmark is for the smut lovers who know that “closed-door” romances just don’t hit the same. With its engraved saintly figure and the quote “This is too impure for my virgin eyes,” it’s the perfect mix of holy and wholly inappropriate.

Whether you’re diving into dark romance, spicy fantasy, or that taboo trope you said you’d never read again (but did), this bookmark keeps your place — and your secrets — safe.

✨ Features:

  • Durable metal bookmark with engraved design

  • Reads: “This is too impure for my virgin eyes”

  • Attached chained charm featuring an open book — because of course you can’t stop reading

  • Smooth brushed texture with a shine that’s saintly (but we know you’re not)

  • The perfect gift for dark romance lovers, book club rebels, and Kindle sinners alike

💋 For the reader who says “forgive me, Father”... and turns the page anyway.